Thursday, February 23, 2012
  • Mary: like literally I feel as though
  • Mary: when GOD WAS CREATING CHANANYAH HE LIKE
  • Mary: TRIPPED OVER JESUS LAYING ON THE FLOOR PLAYING HALO (omg do you..get ti) on his XBOX
  • Mary: AND HE SPILLED THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF PERFECT ON CHANANYAH AND HE WAS LIKE
  • Mary: DAMN IT JESUS NOW THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN'S GONNA RUIN THE LIVES OF GIRLS
  • Elizabeth: that was cleveralksfj
  • Mary: GREAT REALLY GREAT YOU NOT GOOD SON OF A BITCH
  • Mary: Q LETS JUST GIVE HIM A NICE ASS WHILE WE'RE AT IT HUH NO GO TO YOUR CLOUD NO LAST SUPPER FOR YOU
Posted at 10:32 PM Tags: things mary says